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obviousplant:

I added some new toy options to my local toy store

alienpapacy:

gathering my astral energies and heading to work

it’s wiggly wednesday

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!”  3 in the morning

suckmydicknewyorker:
“ Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted
”

suckmydicknewyorker:

Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

gynandromorph:

*tries to get mental help once* *immediately killed by shadow psychiatrists*

slimetony:

thatll-do:

slimetony:

if I see any love or affection on my dash you are blocked and banned from my local bowling alley. im friends with the manager

don’t you need some level of affection in order to be friends with said manager?

Trent, the manager of out local Bowland, owes me a lifedebt, after I rescued him from that machine that picks up the pins. It burdens him and if given the chance he would have me killed. Our bond serves me and me alone.

rosalarian:
“ curvesalamode:
“ thesanityclause:
“ Some inuit mermaids chilling talking about girl stuff, like strangling a man in the water as he drowns.
I don’t know if spotted seals and ribbon seals ever hang out but today they do.
”
“Tumblr...

rosalarian:

curvesalamode:

thesanityclause:

Some inuit mermaids chilling talking about girl stuff, like strangling a man in the water as he drowns. 

I don’t know if spotted seals and ribbon seals ever hang out but today they do.

“Tumblr artists are taking the original mythological mermaid characteristics and twisting them, to create a matriarchal society of monsters that more closely resemble real sea creatures than the clamshell-wearing supermodelswe’re used to. This also allows artists to play with different body types than the traditionally slim and white mermaid ideal. If mermaids can resemble sharks or seals or anglerfish, then they can certainly be different races or body types.” …http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/tumblr-rewriting-mermaid-myth/

The image is adorable and the linked article is a great read!